6 Reasons to Hire a Professional Pooper Scooper in Columbia, Maryland

Miranda Sherman • December 10, 2024

Spoiler Alert — Benefit #3: Score Major Relationship Points

Old dog standing in a yard with lots of dog poop in it.



Dog ownership is one of life’s many pleasures. Our pups are always there for us—wagging their tails, listening to our ramblings (mostly because they think it might lead to treats), and turning ordinary days into something special.


But let’s be real: It isn’t all tail wags and belly rubs.


If you or your kids have ever stepped in a fresh pile of doo in your own backyard; argued about whose turn it is to clean it up, or frantically scooped poop in the yard just before company arrives, you know alllll about the less glamorous side of dog parenthood. It’s messy. It’s smelly. It’s...constant.


But there’s good news: You don’t have to scoop dog poop ever again!


Residential Pet Waste Removal Services Now available near Columbia, Maryland 


If you live in Columbia, MD,  or surrounding areas, you can now outsource the unpleasant task of scooping dog poop by hiring pros at Turd Titan pet waste removal service.  Our background-checked, dog-loving technicians will come to your home as often as you'd like to scoop your pup's poop and take it off your hands—literally.


6 Reasons to Hire a Dog Poop Scoop Service


  1. Save time. This is the number one reason why people hire Turd Titan's pet waste removal pros. Hiring Turd Titan gives you more free time to do the things you enjoy, like throwing a ball around your clean yard or heading out to one of Columbia’s dog-friendly parks.

  2. Protect your health (and carpets). If you or your dog have ever tracked poop into the house, you know the chaos it brings. Dog poop also carries bacteria, parasites and viruses that can affect the health of you and your pup. Turd Titan's background-checked dog waste removal team knows how to handle waste safely and hygienically, so your family stays healthy and your home stays clean. 

  3. Score major relationship points. Poop duty has probably caused a least one squabble in your house. “I did it last time!” “No, you didn’t!” Sound familiar? Turd Titan takes this unloved chore off your plate, so you can get back to cuddling your pups—and each other.

  4. It’s surprisingly affordable. Professional poop scooping only sounds like a luxury. In truth, Turd Titan's services are affordable because we believe every family should experience the joy of a poop-free yard all year long, without breaking the bank.

  5. Feel good about helping Columbia’s ecosystem. Marylanders love our local parks, streams and the Chesapeake Bay watershed. Pet waste can contaminate groundwater and harm local ecosystems if not properly disposed. Turd Titan uses eco-friendly, biodegradable bags to help protect our environment while keeping your yard pleasantly clean.

  6. You deserve to be pampered. Yes, you do! Besides, do you really want to spend your weeknights or weekends scooping poop? Turd Titan gives you more time to enjoy your peeps and your pups, such as throwing a ball around your clean yard or heading out to one of Columbia’s dog-friendly parks.


Pamper yourself today! 


Schedule Turd Titan’s professional pet waste removal services today and get back to enjoying life in your own backyard.

By Miranda Sherman December 10, 2024
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